Jokes 2

By Austin, Sara, and Samuel

What do you call a tall pig? Pulled pork!

Corniness: 7/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2


What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call it, it won’t come to you.

Corniness: 8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

I would tell you the joke about my vacuum cleaner , but it really sucks!

Corniness:8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge.

Corniness: 7/10


A cop was driving on the freeway when he saw a pick-up with a bunch of penguins in the back. He pulled the truck over.

“What are you doing with these penguins?” he asked the man

 “I don’t really know what to do with these penguins,” he responded.

“Why don’t you take them to the zoo?” the officer said.

The man nodded and drove off.

The next day the cop saw the truck and the penguins were still there, but they were wearing sun glasses.

“What happened? I thought you were going to take the penguins to the zoo?” the cop said after pulling the man over again.

“I did,” the man replied, “We had a great time, and today we’re going to the beach.”

Corniness: 6/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2155118_340


Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?  Because he was always lost at C.

Corniness: 8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2


You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents!

Corniness: 10/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2



Really Corny

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