Jokes 1

           

 

By Austin, Samuel, and Sara

What do you call a magical owl? Hoodini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!               

b28104a053fd13cb3694b14094d27f34

Corniness: 10/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!

common_snail

Corniness: 8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

What did the two novels do after they robbed a bank? They booked it!

Corniness: Just leave the blog it’s too corny corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

                

How do you organize a space party? You planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

planet_x

Corniness: 8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

 

Corniness: 6/10  corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

 

What happens when a frog parks illegally?  It gets toad!

Corniness: 8/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

 

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

Corniness: 9/10 corn-clipart-corn-clip-art-at-vector-clip-art-free-3-2

Image/Material Sources:

Snail Pic

Really Corny

Planet Pic

Hoo-dini Pic

Corn Pic

Advertisements